Daniel Of The Boustrophedonical Perspective ([info]maboo) wrote,
@ 2003-08-30 21:08:00
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Current mood: confused

I apparently did an Orlando overnight.
Changed sex, that is, if you don't know the Virginia Woolf novel "Orlando". Or the Tilda Swinton film. Anyway, I am coming to this conclusion due to the new contents of my spam mail folder.

Remedies for dinky dingaling syndrome have now been replaced with mail offering me breast augmentation and methods to fill out a brassiere.

I assume they don't mean rolled up socks or blown-up Durex.


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[info]emsworth
2003-08-30 07:31 pm UTC (link)
"Men wIll Notiec Your Bust!!!" sort of thing? Been receiving those for nigh on to two years now (though has been at least a couple of months since I last had one), especially galling when they come to the e-mail account which bears my masculine given name. Just junk of course, but at times when the things were arriving 5 times a week or more, I did find myself growing irrationally unnerved at times. (Do they know something I don't? Is this some revelation of hidden subconscious psychological transexual leanings?)

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[info]yukinoomoni
2003-08-30 10:29 pm UTC (link)
I LOVED ORLANDO!

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